Facebook needs to embrace the Dark Side…
Top 14 Things We Need To Know About On Facebook (That They Don’t Want To Tell Us):
14) “Bob is no longer friends with Bill.”
If two people are no longer friends, I want to know about it!
- “Diane logged in yesterday and viewed Margot’s page but did not wish her a happy birthday.”
I wonder why not?
- “Doug has written on Michelle’s wall 3 times in the last 10 days.”
Doesn’t that seem a little much?
11) "Bob would like to be your friend on Facebook. FYI, he was born prior to 1970."
> Maybe you should really think this one through before clicking "Confirm".
- “Wendy clicked “Like” on 11 different status updates yesterday.”
She’s kind of a kiss-ass.
- “Rachel posted this link on Facebook (not Twitter) since Twitter is stupid.”
We all know Facebook doesn’t like Twitter. F’book should just admit it. Or better yet, they should passive-aggressively talk smack about Twitter via new phrasing like this!
- Alert, Gayle’s profile picture was posted over 500 days ago.
Maybe she hasn’t looked that good in a while.
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7) "Bob is still not in a relationship."
> Enough said.
6) "You have already uploaded over 80 pictures to this album."
> Do you really think people are going to want to look at all of them?
- “Becca has not written on Carly’s wall, even though Carly wrote on hers.”
Interesting.
- “The following people did NOT write on your wall for your birthday…”
Do they not care about you?
- “Justine has logged more than 14 hours on Facebook.com this week.”
Maybe you should get her “a life” for Christmas.
- “Mike saw your name on his chat list three different times yesterday but did not message you.”
He must not want to talk to you.
- “Sara untagged herself from Marla’s picture.”
Probably because she didn't like the way she looked in it. (See for yourself [link])
…You’re Welcome