This is what you would hear when you call me and I don’t pick up. Vote on which one you like best and I’ll use the winner on my iPhone:
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Hi it’s Andrew. Our menu options have recently changed…
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Hi it’s Andrew. Thank you for not texting me.
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Hi it’s Andrew. Please leave a message and have a great week. Note how much nicer I am than people who just say “have a nice day”. I’m actually wishing you 7 times as much niceness as they are.
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Hi it’s Andrew. Por espanol oprima numero dos.
[](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jmJZuLoXi50/TGhZMwWwlQI/AAAAAAAABz0/QkEetF50yTk/s1600/stepner+on+phone+at+nasher.jpg)5) Hi it's Andrew. I’m here to listen. Tell me whatever you like. Take as much time as you need. I promise I won't interrupt. But if you actually need a response, just go ahead and email me.
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Hi it’s Andrew. I’m screening this call so if you want a callback, you better make it good.
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Hi it’s Andrew. If you know your party’s extension, please enter it now.
[](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jmJZuLoXi50/TGhZosvvZXI/AAAAAAAABz8/0_SHUXkj4pY/s1600/stepner+on+phone+in+china.jpg)2) Hi it's Andrew. Unfortunately you have reached me during a peak calling period when I am low on minutes. Please call back during my "off-peak hours" (after 9pm or Saturday/Sunday). Thank you for your cooperation during this difficult time.
- Hi it’s Andrew. Please remain on the line and a representative will be with you shortly…
…You’re Welcome
This is what you would hear when you call me and I don’t pick up. Vote on which one you like best and I’ll use the winner on my iPhone: