In case the finding a job thing didn’t work out for you this summer, here are some terrible business ideas… www.Things-Ebay-Won’t-Let-You-Auction-Off-But-We-Will.com

Sort of like being able to waltz onto an airplane with a bagful of liquids and a vodka laced Slurpee. I’m pretty sure eBay won’t let you auction off a vodka laced Slurpee on their website, but we sure as hell will.

www.RandomLetterGenerator.com > Like with numbers, but with letters.

NetBooks > Like Netflix, but for books! Like a library, but you get to pay!

WonderBoxers > Like the wonderbra, but a different sort of lift.

The Floating Bathing Suit > Includes two floating cup holders as well.

The Spring Olympics > Who decided that Winter deserved the Olympics but Spring didn’t?!? WTF!!! This would instantly be the second best season with an Olympics.

www.duke.fuqua.edu/DE-PLAGIARIZER/ > Paste any content and our thesaurus randomly replaces words with synonyms. Now you’re no longer plagiarizing, you’re just paraphrasing!

www.Pretend-You-Have-Been-There.com > We’ll send postcards “from you” postmarked in Hawaii. We’ll photoshop you into pictures in front of the Eiffel Tower…You sit on your couch while we convince you’re friends that you’re a world-traveler.

The 13oz beer can > Almost 10% more beer than usual.

Hand-Sanitizer-Body-Wash > For the shower. Good for the environment. No water needed.

Incoming Email Spell Checker > Quickly find spelling mistakes from your friends’ emails and point them out to everyone with automated reply-all’s.

…You’re Welcome